I am king dinosaur

I can’t explain why I seem to oscillate back and forth between complete empathy and total insensitivity…

But I realized I’d reached a new low when I found myself trying to deliver a humorous punch line to a story I was telling about a huge Greek man who had had a heart attack in my karate class… in front of his two children. The zinger? “Oh, I guess he died.”

And just because I have a thing for poorly conceived/ executed tattoos, here ya go